1. Bathroom pics are always and I mean ALWAYS a no. The only thing that will get you is a closed match.
2. I understand that there is the option to "send a smile." But when a girl receives the notification that herr profile made him smile...leaning towards creeper status, but hey, maybe that's just Milly and I.
3. I get the use of OMG, LOL, and such. I have been known to use such abbreviations in text messages or on facebook myself, but please refrain from using any such three letters in your initial profile (thus your first impression). Trust me, it will create the same response as number 1.
4. Posing with no shirt is just as bad as the bathroom shot.
5. Proofread. I don't think further explanation is necessary.
6. A picture of a vehicle should not be included in your profile either (especially one in a showroom). Unless you are a Transformer, then awesome, please include a photo.
As a special bonus, here are some phrases I would suggest avoiding:
"The most important thing I am looking for in a person is: Like a best friend"
"I'm a lazy workaholic." I don't even know what to say to that.
"I'm a lazy workaholic." I don't even know what to say to that.
Internet, tell me there are other men out there for my friends to date. Please!
Getting a little worried,
Cora
