Name is Nelly. Negative Nelly.

Hey folks, Milly here.

Let me just begin with this…I do appreciate the sentiment by which Cora began this conquest of internet dating. Although, I still do NOT appreciate being on it.

The previous statements from Cora are true:

-Cora maintains all the communication.

-I do not participate at all.

-And Spartacus is a serial killer.

Okay, so she didn’t quite say the last statement. I read between the lines.

So by the end of the month I will be one of the following:

-On my merry way to wedded bliss.

-Unsurprisingly still single.

-Chopped into 27 symmetrical pieces, stashed in a cooler at the bottom of the Red Sea while some guy holds my picture as he smells a lock of my hair.

Here’s to hoping it’s the 3^rd option!

I kid, folks, I kid. I am just glad I can remove myself completely in all this and just continue doing my job of finding something inexcusably wrong in all the options Cora presents to me. I mean, why quit something you’re good at, right? J

Milly signing off…